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THE CURIOUS DR. HUMPP (1969) – The Dungeon Review!

Posted in Argentina, horror, movies, Something Weird Video with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 3, 2013 by goregirl

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When you rent or buy a Something Weird film each DVD begins with a highlight reel of select titles from their library. I have seen this identical highlight reel so many times I have all the film names memorized. I will be covering several of these titles over the next month in one form or another; whether it is a GIF, music, photo gallery or review (and by the way, I will be covering many of the Something Weird films not included on that reel also!). The Curious Dr. Humpp is one of those highlighted that I have long been intrigued by. The Curious Dr. Humpp hails from Argentina and was filmed in Spanish but is only available dubbed. The dialog is often hilarious, which may in some small part be due to the dubbing but with this wackadoodle premise I am guessing not. I actually thought the dubbing was pretty good and liked the voice actors chosen. The insane premise is complimented by loads of sex and nudity. But that is not all! There are also fashionable Mod-inspired monsters in matching turtleneck ensembles and a cranky talking brain!

The Curious Dr. Humpp begins with the abduction of several people. A couple making out in the park are abducted while the credits role…

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A lesbian couple are abducted from their home…


A young drunk guy is abducted leaving a bar…

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A hot blonde nymphomaniac with a lot of pictures of naked men on her wall is abducted while masturbating in her bedroom…

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Four horny pot-smoking hippies engaging in an orgy are abducted from their love shack…

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And last but not least is Rachel, a stripper who is abducted from the bar she works at…

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This is one of the strange creatures who did the abducting. He is a result of one of Dr. Humpp’s sexual experiments that went horribly wrong. Later in the film Dr. Humpp uses a serum intentionally to get the same automaton effect; but without the unattractive creature transformation. There are several of these creatures who are now mindless automatons and work as Dr. Humpp’s slaves. They are zombies of sorts but not exactly; they are referred to as “monsters” in the film. This particular monster seems to have a mind of his own however.

A police artist has sketched a picture of the above monster guy that has been printed in the local newspaper. When monster guy shows up at a pharmacy to buy a pile of drugs the pharmacist has to run to the back office to check the newspaper and make sure it is the same monster guy?!

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This is Dr. Humpp and his foxy assistant Enfermera. She whole-heartedly supports Dr. Humpp’s efforts despite not caring for his methods. Enfermera would like him to use her body exclusively and stop using human beings like guinea pigs. Dr. Humpp treats her like complete crap but she nonetheless worships the ground he walks on. Silly broad.

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This is George, a reporter/writer for the local newspaper. He takes it upon himself to do a little research on past abductions similar to the recent ones.

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George takes the information to Inspector Benedict who lets him get way the hell too involved in the investigation.

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A brain in a glass tube full of bubbling water is apparently how our story all started. This brain was formerly inside the allegedly brilliant head of Dr. Dognallo. Several years back Dr. Dognallo experimented on Dr. Humpp who is now continuing his work. What is his work exactly? I think I’ll let Dr. Humpp explain that one!

“Science will soon be able to harness sex; the most potent force of humanity. We will increase the mental and physical prowess of coming generations. The virility of men must be increased and they must be mated with women with insatiable sexual appetites. Through electronic control of the libido we shall produce females capable of promiscuous and orgiastic encounters of infinite variety producing a continuous concubis of delights. These discoveries were conceived by the brain of Poon Dognallo.”

What a bunch of hilarious gibberish! For starters, I have no idea what the name of the doctor who is now just a brain actually is. I listened to this bit of dialog seven times and it still bloody well sounded like Poon Dognallo. Does it matter though? The funniest thing about this is the women they abducted were all horny to begin with. We don’t have to get a hard-on, for all intents and purposes, we are always ready to go. Should these libido experiments not be on the men? They had to incinerate a couple of men who couldn’t get it up competently and it seemed like this was regular practice. They also had to have breaks between experiments on account of the men’s limited libido power. On the other hand, the experiments were apparently turning men into monsters! Hold on. Increasing men’s libidos turns them into monsters? Hey! Is The Curious Dr. Humpp trying to tell me something? In any case, I don’t see much point in making the women super horny if the men can’t keep up the pace. Does that not defeat the purpose of the entire experiment? Is Dr. Humpp attempting to turn the female half of the population into chronic masturbators? There also seemed to be an alternative reason for these experiments. Dr. Humpp was extracting fluids from the couples during sex that he had to drink for reasons I will not divulge.

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George the reporter gets a little too nosy and ends up as one of Dr. Humpp’s experiments. He is tied to a bed in the same room as Rachel and the two are instantly attracted to each other. Later George tells Rachel that he loved her the minute they met.

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Despite falling in love with Rachel the minute they met, George takes the opportunity to get in on some naughty nurse action with Enfermera.

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George and Rachel take part in a seriously psychedelic virtual sex experiment. They never actually physically touch but experience each other completely. Hey! These scene were beautiful! Really! What a gorgeously filmed segment…and sexy too! The visuals in this film were primo.

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One of Dr. Humpp’s mod monsters. Fashionable and practical. These guys rock the knitted turtleneck and they are easily identifiable in a crowded room.

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The bartender at the lounge that Rachel was formerly employed is handed a note from Enfermera. He immediately calls Inspector Benedict who in now not only trying to find the abductor(s) but that damn pain in the ass reporter George!

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Mind of his own monster’s story does not end well. It is sorta sad don’t you think?

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Rachel and George; will they get a happy ending? Or, will they be tasked with having beautiful, orgasmic virtual sex until the end of their days?

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The Curious Dr. Humpp is kooky and one hell of a good time! The Curious Dr. Humpp is also a great looking film! As you can see from the pictures, the black and white photography is nice and clean; the print was in great condition. The Curious Dr. Humpp may have had a low-budget but it is high on style. The visuals are always interesting and often creative. The surreal virtual sex scene is especially impressive. There isn’t three beakers and a microscope in Dr. Humpp’s lab like I have seen in other low-budget flicks; Dr. Humpp’s lab is loaded with props! All of the sets and their accents were first-rate. The monsters were as messed up and cuckoo as the film’s plot. I am curious to know what material the monster masks were made from. They were very odd-looking masks and the eyes were really distracting. Coordinating them in matching knit turtleneck jumpsuits was a stroke of brilliance. These mod-inspired monsters were not what I would call scary but they sure as hell were unique. I could not get them out of my head! Unusual looking is a serious understatement! I found it very amusing that Dr. Humpp used them to do his dirty work. Could they have possibly garnered more attention? Humpp sends them to the pharmacy to pick up his huge drug orders. It is hilarious when Dr. Dognallo’s brain barks at him for being so foolish as to send a monster to run such an errand. I always feel a little guilty about judging the performances of actors and actresses who have been dubbed. It doesn’t seem entirely fair. On the other hand, acting involves a fair amount of physicality and the folks in this outrageous yarn are certainly called upon to be physical. In The Curious Dr. Humpp most of the actors and actresses speak little and some not at all; the majority of the cast are there just to have sex. The talky types were all competent enough. The humorless Dr. Humpp has clearly spent way too much time with the cranky brain of Dr. Dognallo and seriously lacked social skills. He has several ” emotional moments” through the film that are quite entertaining. Although for an intelligent guy Dr. Humpp made some pretty unwise decisions. George the reporter was relatively swift except for the part where he decides to follow Dr. Humpp coming out of a pharmacy and gets caught immediately. He does a pretty poor job at being guy incognito! Just the same he is likable and handsome and well matched with the lovely Rachel. Rachel is enduring Dr. Humpp’s experiments which are transforming her into a nymphomaniac. Apparently the experiments are quite horrible but I have to tell you, they appeared to be super terrific judging by the patient’s reactions. Rachel is adorable. Enfermera; Dr. Humpp’s assistant takes a lot of abuse from the mad doctor. She is deliriously dedicated believing what he does is important work. She is cute as a button but not the brightest bulb. I do not think the people behind The Curious Dr. Humpp wanted the film to be taken dead serious. The film is called The Curious Dr. Humpp for godsake! Dr. Humpp is a mad scientist who experiments with the libido and I think the film’s title captures that beautifully. The Curious Dr. Humpp is a bloody riot! It mesmerized me, made me laugh and kept me fully entertained! Highly recommended!

For more images from The Curious Dr. Humpp click here.

Dungeon Rating: 4/5

Directed By: Emilio Vieyra & Jerald Intrator

Starring: Ricardo Bauleo, Gloria Prat, Aldo Barbero, Susana Beltrán, Justin Martin, Michel Angel, Mary Albano, Al Bugatti, Héctor Biuchet, Greta Williams, Alex Klapp, Norbert Nelson

Vancouver Zombie Walk 2013

Posted in movies with tags , , , , on August 18, 2013 by goregirl

Another year of The Vancouver Zombie Walk has come and gone. All that remains are my pictures, my bloody dress and my hangover. Below is a slideshow I put together for this years walk; Images from The Vancouver Zombie Walk 2013 with music by Pierre Raph; Batterie Fields from Jean Rollin’s Requiem for a Vampire.

I included a shot of everything I used to do my zombie makeup. When it comes to things I am going to put on my skin I am sort of fussy. This Ben Nye stuff is theatre/movie grade makeup and I have never had a reaction to it. It also stays on better and applies nicer. It is well worth the price in my opinion. Ben Nye is not paying me to say that. The Ben Nye Death Wheel is an indispensable tool in any makeup kit. I started my makeup at 11 am and was ready to leave the house at 2:15. A lot of preparation is required when you are using latex. I headed over to my friend’s house for a drink and then off we went. We turned every head we passed as we walked the 8 or so blocks to The Vancouver Art Gallery. We had intended to get there earlier to take pictures but ended up getting there a couple of minutes before the walk started. People usually stand on the sidewalk and watch but this year for some reason people were on the road and it made a narrow path for us walking undead. I have no idea how many people showed up who were actually dressed like zombies but I think this year’s walk might have had the largest spectator turnout. Afterwards we went back to my friend’s for another drink before heading out again for a bite. Than we were off to The Waldorf for the After Party. I actually didn’t feel all that bad Sunday morning; all in all a good time was had by all.

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Vancouver Zombie Walk 2013

Posted in movies with tags , , , on August 15, 2013 by goregirl


This year’s zombie walk snuck up on me! I was thinking about zombie walk months back and got it in my head to do an Ilsa: She Zombie of the SS costume. Trying to find a military ensemble of any kind in my size was a challenge. Even if I found the perfect uniform could I really pull this costume off?? I think not.

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So the idea was abandoned and never replaced and I had to dig into the old tickle trunk to come up with something else. I usually give the latex a dry run which I did not get a chance to do this year. It was so much easier when I didn’t use latex. For my first zombie walk I bloodied up my wedding dress and bought material to make a long veil and managed to pull off a decent costume without latex. I did not include a picture from year two because I look like a damn vampire not a zombie. That year definitely could have used some latex! Year three was my first year experimenting with latex. I was pretty conservative with it as you will see. My imagination is far grander than my abilities. Year four I was going for a Living Dead Doll look initially but decided to be a clown instead. I bought this awesome red sponge nose that looked fantastic with the ensemble and then I forgot to wear it. Last year’s nun costume was certainly my ugliest. I went berserk with the latex with the aim to make an old hag type nun; of all my costumes it came the closest to what I envisioned. It took almost three hours to do that makeup. I don’t think I will be topping that this year but I will still try. I watched several makeup tutorials this week for inspiration and I have a good idea of what I want to do. What I want to do and what actually happens can be very different things! I hope I can come up with something freaky! The walk is this Saturday August 17 so expect pictures on Monday. There is only one thing that will prevent this from happening and that is rain. I am not going to spend 2 or 3 hours applying latex and makeup to get rained on; that is for damn sure! I can not recall a nicer drier Vancouver summer than what we have had this year! It seems particularly cruel that they should be calling for rain on walk day. I am keeping my fingers crossed! Until then here are pictures from zombie walks past…


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I clearly have some sort of ponytail fixation. Have a great weekend! Eat some brains and drink zombies in my honor.

Zombie recipe courtesy of Drinks Mixer.

1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz orange juice
1/2 oz apricot brandy
1 tsp sugar
2 oz light rum
1 oz dark rum
1 oz lime juice

Blend all ingredients with ice except Bacardi 151 proof rum. Pour into a collins glass. Float Bacardi 151 proof rum on top. Garnish with a fruit slice,
sprig of mint and a cherry.

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August Forecast: Sunny with a Chance of Nymphos, Cowboys & Zombies

Posted in movies with tags , , , , on July 23, 2013 by goregirl


It is all about William Castle up here (down here?) in the Dungeon right now as I work diligently to get my Castle posts completed prior to the event. There is so much I want to cover in August I am not entirely sure where to begin! I have several films sitting on my bookshelf waiting to be watched including Avant Garde: Volume 2 – Experimental Cinema 1928-1954, Herschell Gordon Lewis’ Something Weird (1967), Peter Fonda’s The Hired Hand (1971), Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker (1979), Stephen Sayadian’s Cafe Flesh (1982), Rainer Werner Fassbinder’s Querelle (1982) & Whity (1971), Jesús Franco’s Sinner: Diary of a Nymphomaniac (1971) & Attack of the Robots (1966), Don Jones & Mikel Angel’s The Love Butcher (1975), Jan Nemec’s A Report on the Party and the Guests (1966), Alain Robbe-Grillet’s Playing with Fire (1975), Curtis Harrington’s TV Movie How Awful About Allan (1970), Joel Denning & Frank Lama’s Swarm of the Snakehead (2006) and last but certainly not least John Paizs’ Canadian curio Crime Wave (1985). Whether the aforementioned films get reviews will depend on how much I enjoy them. The past few years August has been zombie month in anticipation of The Vancouver Zombie Walk but I am going to bail on that idea this year. I will still be participating in the walk and it goes without saying there will be photographic proof of my attendance. There will definitely be a review for Walerian Borowczyk’s naughty and entertaining Dr. Jekyll and His Women (1981) and more entries in the Favourite Five Series. But for now, back to William Castle…


RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD III (1993) – The Dungeon Review!

Posted in horror, movies, USA with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2013 by goregirl

I am a huge fan of Dan O’Bannon’s 1985 film The Return of the Living Dead. I think it is one of the best horror comedies ever and it has long held a position on my top 100 favourite horror movies of all time. It is admittedly a hard act to follow! I have seen The Return of the Living Dead 2, Return of the Living Dead: Rave to the Grave and Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis in the last few years and all three were bloody awful! The latter two are bordering on unwatchable! It is not surprising that I haven’t been in a hurry to revisit Return of the Living Dead III. That is a shame, because Return of the Living Dead III is really entertaining! Unlike the original it is not a horror-comedy but rather straight up horror served with a side of love story. Love stories in horror films are generally a big turnoff in my book; but in Return of the Living Dead III it actually works. Return of the Living Dead III has very little in common with the first two films, but don’t let that turn you off. Return of the Living Dead III is a sequel that can be enjoyed on its own merit.

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To impress Julie the girl he loves, Curt steels his father’s security key card. Curt’s pop is a high ranking Colonel working on a top secret project at a nearby military base. Julie and Curt sneak in one night and witness what appears to be a dead man being brought back to life. The couple leave the facility undetected. Later that same evening Colonel dad informs Curt that he has been transferred and they will be leaving at the end of the week. Curt decides to runaway with Julie and start a new life. Unfortunately they are in a motorcycle accident and Julie is killed. Faster than you can say “I didn’t see that coming” Curt has Julie inside the military facility. This place could use a serious overhaul in the security department! After getting a mere glimpse of the reanimation process Curt has it all figured out. Okay, it turns out Curt didn’t quite catch the whole process. He does manage to unseal a barrel which emits a toxic steam and abracadabra Julie is back from the dead. Needless to say being in love with one of the living dead is not all sunshine and lollipops.

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While the story uses the well-worn military experiment scenario it manages to make it fresh as a daisy. Besides the military connection with the original The Return of the Living Dead, they bring back the barrels which were so relevant in the first film and of course Trioxin is back as the means of re-animating. In this fun and unique twist on the story the military figure out a way to debilitate the zombies and revive them. And apparently zombies can feel pain! Julie comes back from the dead and is able to speak coherently and does not look too much worse for wear. It is all rosy except her skin is ice cold; she is in agonizing pain and is overwhelmed by a voracious hunger. The only thing that stops the hunger is intense pain. The longer she is dead the more agonizing it is not to eat. It would appear that it is Julie’s love for Curt that prevents her from nibbling on his delicious brain. Julie is the only zombie in the film who is affected in this manner. The other zombies are of the classic mindless, hungry type we are accustom to although perhaps speedier and a little more rabid.

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Melinda Clarke is a real show stopper as Julie in Return of the Living Dead III. She is sassy, sexy and full of spunk. Only pain can stop Julie’s overwhelming hunger and save Curt’s brain. She however begins to become resistant to pain and really has to up her game to avoid brain munching. Julie’s transformation is spectacular. Complete and utter body mutilation! Julie uses shards of glass, impromptu piercings, metal hooks, chains and any other gnarly piece of sharp and pointy trash she can find to jam into her body. Julie manages to look horrifying and sexy all at once. I really can’t say enough about the awesome effects and makeup in Return of the Living Dead III! The zombies are all nasty, creative and grotesque and the gore effects are beautiful. Watch out for giraffe neck zombie…he was fan-freaking-tastic!! Just look at the screenshots I included of the handiwork on Julie’s mutilated body! Practical effects that good really turn me on! The effects are a huge part of Return of the Living Dead III’s appeal.

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Return of the Living Dead III is not without its flaws; specifically the sections featuring the army personnel. The entire lot were unappealing and the dialog and interaction was stilted and painful. Let’s hope the government never puts a group this daft in charge of a military run zombie experiment. We would all be completely fucked!! The acting is especially wooden from Kent McCord who plays Colonel John Reynolds (Curt’s dad). The good news is these sections do not linger long and were not all that much of a distraction. Bloody hell! I am at the end of this review and I nearly forgot to mention J. Trevor Edmond who plays Curt! The Curt character is so overshadowed by Julie’s awesomeness I almost forgot about him. Edmonds is likable enough and not hard on the eyes as Curt. Julie and Curt are not a couple of whiny bitches I wanted to slap senseless nor is their love story sappy or obnoxious. What a concept for a film about two high school students. Return of the Living Dead III has excellent action sequences, intensity, great effects and beauty gore. Have I mentioned how much I enjoyed the finale? I really enjoyed the Finale! I really enjoyed a lot of things about Return of the Living Dead III! Return of the Living Dead III is a very entertaining zombie flick that comes highly recommended!

Dungeon Rating: 4/5

Directed By: Brian Yuzna

Starring: Kent McCord, James T. Callahan, Sarah Douglas, Melinda Clarke, Abigail Lenz, J. Trevor Edmond, Jill Andre, Michael Decker, Billy Kane, Mike Moroff, Julian Scott Urena, Pía Reyes, Sal Lopez, Dana Lee