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20 Possible Reasons There Won’t Be a New Post on Monday

Posted in Uncategorized on April 25, 2013 by goregirl

1. Three day bender.

2. Going to a cabin in the woods.

3. My dog ate it.

4. I am attending my Highschool Reunion.

5. Introduction to taxidermy course.

6. I am at Sleepaway Camp.

7. Three day origami workshop.

8. Cave Diving.

9. Hiding from a psychotic ex-lover.

10. Attending an exorcism.

11. Knitting a bikini.

12. I am in jail.

13. Attacked by a werewolf.

14. Closing real estate deal for Transylvanian Count.

15. Investigating what happened to Solange.

16. Plastic surgery.

17. Amity Island Boating trip.

18. Making sacrifice to Satan.

19. Helping Ed Gein wallpaper his new place.

20.
Reinstating my title as The Filthiest Person Alive

Guest Post at THE LAST DRIVE-IN

Posted in movies, Uncategorized, USA with tags , on March 20, 2013 by goregirl

the last drivein

It was my pleasure to contribute a guest post for Jo’s feature The Fantastically Huge World of Mr. B.I.G: Bert I. Gordon over at The Last Drive-In (one of my favourite spots on the internet!). Check it out here. While you are there do take some time to peruse her deliciously delightful world of classic cinema!

attack of the puppet people

Criterion Contest Announcement

Posted in Uncategorized on March 1, 2013 by goregirl

In the name of transparency this video is grossly over long. I literally note every person who entered, how many entries they had, and individually fold up each of those entries. This video is intended only for those who entered the contest; every one else should avoid (unless you like to be bored out of your freaking mind!). Pull the bar to 15:00 to find out who won the contest.

Saturday in Toronto

Posted in Uncategorized on June 17, 2012 by goregirl

Spent the day in fabulous Toronto on Saturday! We shopped on Queen Street West (where I scored three damn cool t-shirts for $25), had a superb dinner at Hey Lucy and finished our evening off with drinks in the Distillery District. This picture doesn’t really do this awesome sculpture justice. Clearly an artist after goregirl’s heart (click the pic to make it bigger)!

Goregirl is on Vacation!

Posted in Uncategorized on June 8, 2012 by goregirl

Happy Friday everyone! It is a particularly happy Friday for me because at 4:30pm I will officially be on vacation!! I will be heading to Ontario to stay with friends. There won’t be daily posts, but worry not! There will still be posts, they will just be a little more sporadic than usual.