20 Possible Reasons There Won’t Be a New Post on Monday
1. Three day bender.
2. Going to a cabin in the woods.
3. My dog ate it.
4. I am attending my Highschool Reunion.
5. Introduction to taxidermy course.
6. I am at Sleepaway Camp.
7. Three day origami workshop.
8. Cave Diving.
9. Hiding from a psychotic ex-lover.
10. Attending an exorcism.
11. Knitting a bikini.
12. I am in jail.
13. Attacked by a werewolf.
14. Closing real estate deal for Transylvanian Count.
15. Investigating what happened to Solange.
16. Plastic surgery.
17. Amity Island Boating trip.
18. Making sacrifice to Satan.
19. Helping Ed Gein wallpaper his new place.
20. Reinstating my title as The Filthiest Person Alive
GOREGIRL'S DUNGEON 
April 25, 2013 at 9:52 pm
21. Looked in the basement.
April 30, 2013 at 9:53 pm
Couldn’t help myself. I guess I should have called this 20 possible reasons there won’t be a post Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday…
April 26, 2013 at 5:13 am
22. Going Antique hunting for ancient book of dark spells….. )love your list….:)
April 30, 2013 at 9:55 pm
eye of newt 😉
April 26, 2013 at 6:37 am
23. Devil Times Six.
April 26, 2013 at 9:03 am
24. And if the devil times six, then God is seven. Or something.
April 26, 2013 at 9:11 am
25. She’s off posing for Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion : )
April 26, 2013 at 10:10 am
Good one!
April 30, 2013 at 9:57 pm
haha! love that!
April 26, 2013 at 6:01 pm
That monkey’s gone to heaven.
April 30, 2013 at 9:57 pm
everything is gonna burn…we’ll all take turns
April 26, 2013 at 1:14 pm
#20 haha! xD
April 26, 2013 at 6:03 pm
Hilarious. I’m secretly hoping for #5 and it’s taught by the guy from Taxidermia.
April 27, 2013 at 10:55 am
3 day bender followed by 2 days hangover, so that gives you a couple of extra days 🙂
And if you did your bender well enough you can combine it with #12…
April 30, 2013 at 10:01 pm
Turns out I needed a couple extra days to recover!
April 28, 2013 at 10:20 am
26. Stayed up too late looking for flying saucers.