20 Possible Reasons There Won’t Be a New Post on Monday
1. Three day bender.
2. Going to a cabin in the woods.
3. My dog ate it.
4. I am attending my Highschool Reunion.
5. Introduction to taxidermy course.
6. I am at Sleepaway Camp.
7. Three day origami workshop.
8. Cave Diving.
9. Hiding from a psychotic ex-lover.
10. Attending an exorcism.
11. Knitting a bikini.
12. I am in jail.
13. Attacked by a werewolf.
14. Closing real estate deal for Transylvanian Count.
15. Investigating what happened to Solange.
16. Plastic surgery.
17. Amity Island Boating trip.
18. Making sacrifice to Satan.
19. Helping Ed Gein wallpaper his new place.
20. Reinstating my title as The Filthiest Person Alive